(as dad is playing battlefront on the ps3 & i'm catching up on shows on my laptop)

mom:

kyle! get off the computer... come watch tv!

Dad:

Hey, can I shoot you in the foot to see if it's really you?

Kyle:

What?!

Dad:

Actually, can I stab you?

Kyle:

Uh, no I'd rather you shoot me.

Mom:

How come you guys can't hug each other? What about a kiss instead?
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