03.03.13
/11:57
| (as dad is playing battlefront on the ps3 & i'm catching up on shows on my laptop) | |
mom: | kyle! get off the computer... come watch tv! |
Dad: | Hey, can I shoot you in the foot to see if it's really you? |
Kyle: | What?! |
Dad: | Actually, can I stab you? |
Kyle: | Uh, no I'd rather you shoot me. |
Mom: | How come you guys can't hug each other? What about a kiss instead? |